Look, we’re really sorry to do this. But we are indeed two bearded white people who would like to talk to you about our thoughts and feelings on various films.

We’re actively the last people who should be doing this.

We recognize that no one needs our perspectives on these things. Honestly. We should probably just shut up.

But we’re not going to. We are promising to be the very last though. No more after this. No, seriously. No more movie podcasts are required of the world. It really needs to stop. Talk about anything else! Anything! Just no more movie podcasts, ok?

Ok.

Glad we agree.